Tongue Lashers.

I wish you to know what is on my head.

1. I'm not rich. If I were to be, I'll be shaking leg at home.
2. I'm not uptight but I just have this stern face as you're really amusing me.
3. I've nothing to say for you. So pls just shut up boasting.
4. I'm sleepy cos you're boring.
5. I bitch about you to my friends and cash on you when you're unaware of it.
6. I'm sorry if you mistaken my prompt response to be some sort of interest towards you. Its just that i've free incoming calls and 500 sms free and my co pays my phone bills.
7. I've seen too many dramas like yours thus I don't wish to hear your stories.
8. If you're a special one, I'll be full of heartfelt compliments.
9. If I can't stand you, you probably know it and somehow you'll try your best to alter my impressions.
10. J. Murugash < none of this but 8 is for you>
11. I think you're deprived cos you keep talking about sex
12. You'll probably been with dokes cos you seem to think all girls are meant for kinky fun.
13. If I'm busy for you, probably you've to try your best to come up with good reasons to meet me.
14. If you see me boasting probably I'm trying to get you to a challenge.
15. You have been telling me your taste of kind of girls at every instance cos you have (most likely) known that babes will not look at you.
16. You have been toying or been toyed by girls and now you have given up and plan to keep a domestic goddess to play God in your defeated love world.
17. You give up relationship cos you know that none will fall for the low self esteem you.